- Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
- Dogs miss you when you're gone.
- Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
- Dogs admit when they're jealous.
- Dogs do not play games with you - except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw the ball!)
- You can train a dog.
- Dogs are easy to buy for.
- The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
- Dogs understand what "no" means.
- Dogs mean it when they kiss you.